Nasie's Auntie Table of Anti-Tilt

To further back up jafferrerffskis "Reggelergashun" stats, here is an update to the final Premier League Table, according to my usual methaneology of caculation*.

Headlines:

Chumps: Manchester United (by a comfortable pair of slippers and 23 points)
Chumps League: Manchester Shitty, Cheslea and Tottingham
Norridge: Twelfthfththfth (a comfortable easy-recliner, Cuban Cigar, glass of creme de menthe and 6 points from off of regulation)
Regulated: Reading, QPHaha and Wigans.

Final table hair goo...

Man U 99
Man C 76
Cheslea 72
Spuds 68
Arse 66
Everton 63
Lolerpool 59
Baggie Alb 55
Foolham 51
Swanselona 50
Newcs 45
Norridge 42
A Villol 41
Wham 40
Soton 40
Stook 39
Sunland 37
Wigans 36
QPHaha 32
Reading 30

*methaneology of caculation: Assume that each team's accumulation of points over the final number of games, will be equal to that off the previous same corresponding number of games. I have caculated form accordingly to those teams with 9 games left and those that have 8 games left.

Posted By: Jim Nasium on March 25th 2013 at 11:50:52

Message Thread

Nasie's Auntie Table of Anti-Tilt (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 25, 11:50:52
- Good work there Nassie (NCFC) - Strap on Van Sally, Mar 25, 12:19:51
- I just decided we're gonna get loads more than 42. We're going to get (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 12:01:41
- If Wigan go down, do we think Martinez might be swooped upon ? And by whom ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 11:53:43
  - Who do we reckon will fil the Man City hot seat? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 25, 12:15:56
    - Mancini (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 12:45:46
  - If I was Wiggerns chairman, and I'm not, I'd ask him why his team is shit for 75% of the s (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 25, 12:00:42
  - Good shout on Stook SiH. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 25, 11:58:56
    - Martinez to replace Big Sam could make sense too - same reasons as Stoke/Pulis (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 12:05:18
      - While I can't stand the mouth breathing cunt one bit, i do often think (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:18:54
        
        Djorkaeff too (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Mar 25, 12:49:37
        
        anelka? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 13:16:27
        
        Campo. Yes, that's the badger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 12:48:57
        
        Scummer Campo ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 12:45:22
        
        Simon Lappin? (n/m) (NCFC) - Strap on Van Sally, Mar 25, 12:39:17
    - Can't see Martinez going to QPR. He strikes me as rather more principled than to do that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 11:59:56

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